R. Kelly’ve Written 32 New Chapters Of ‘Trapped In the Closet’

R. Kelly needs funding — And Quick; because the singer says he’s ready to film Thirty-Two new chapters of his legendary hip-hopera “Trapped in the Closet,”? but he needs financial backing first.

When we last saw “Trapped” … the year was 2007 and Kelly had released 22 chapters, involving a little person who crapped his pants, a neighbour with the spatula and a pimp with the stuttering problem.

Now, Kelly who was leaving an L.A. gym yesterday says he wants to continue the saga, “But it costs a lot of money to do … so we’re actually looking for investors.”

In the meantime, check out the end of Chapter 7, it’s the only time we’ve ever heard anyone sing the word “spatula” … and it’s beautiful